Things I like
Shetland ponies, mini Pringles, the Borrowers, Polly Pocket, Mini Me (we used to date), 5 pence pieces, iPod shuffle and anything else that’s tiny like me.

Things I don’t like
Mini Me (we used to date)

My friends say I am
Small

If I wasn’t at the North Pole I would be
A human man with a beard

My secret talent is
Fitting in small places, hiding