Things I like
The Sun newspaper, Stone Island jackets, the football. pints of lager. Nuts magazine. Gambling. Snowgirls. Lush cold weather, bacon sarnies. Dark nights.

Things I don’t like
Hot weather, the elves, people who take themselves too seriously, lightweights, students, poseurs, having to get up for work in the morning. Cuthbert Cayle. Bright afternoons.

My friends say I am
A bit of a nutter, a freezing good lad. Would do anything for anyone. Always last to get the round in.

If I wasn’t at the North Pole I would be
I love the North Pole. There’s no other place in the world for me.

My secret talent is
I never melt. If you get what I mean snowgirls! ;-)

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