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Geronimo
Ol big heed (I’m talkin big heed elf – hees got tickets on hissel that one) ses we needs to gan on a printin, stapling and bondage seminal toonite soonds a bit frooty to me chaps but yer naw elveses its al toodoo wi that tender we doin for the children – so we needs to be theer cood be sum fun had likes how funni was it last yeer when we oosed parcel tape to fasten all the elvses together in that – what was it thet santa sed – inappropriate conga? I reckons we cood staple a few of them to eech other then play a bit o curling likes. By tha way – hoos in four a bit of ice slidin outside the now its tea brek afterall come onnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!
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All I can say is that I am glad you are not writing the tender Geronimo!
It will be great fun tonight, lots of information about stapling, printing and BINDING (that is what it should say by the way!). However, I would not expect a repeat of last year which we elves did not find at all funny.
Also, I hope you are talking about an official tea break. I will be keeping any eye on you to make sure you all get back to work on time. I don't understand how you possibly have time to have a break, we elves are soo busy we don't have time to go ice sliding!
Is it just my iphone playing up or does that make no sense at all! Seriously where did these snowmen get an education?
And ice sliding how very last season... it's all about snow board games, staying in is the new going out.
I'm putting the kettle on if any of you snowmen fancy a nice steaming hot cuppa tea?
What's with all the snowman hating? Vixen you are obviously still annoyed about me using your earing for a sledge the other day- I've apologised for that! but you should also know that I have recently been learning how to use the stapler and I may have accidentally stapled one of your ‘designer’ handbags to Rudolf’s tail- again sorry about that.
errrrr cant mek it toooneet ....i is drezzing in rubber vest and pants nd goin tooa speecial club wiv sum of tha elvses. they sed not too tell..oops. Wats bondage?
You just don't learn do ye snowy? Slush for brains! And for the 10th time, keep ye mitts off my stuff or i'll staple ye nose to ye chin again.