Play it cool

Snozmen - stey indoors until you are telt different. We have got urgent wurd – all horty-toryly ritten likes - from the Snozmen in Crisis charity wot sent us this e-mail:

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From: Snowmen In Crisis Charity
Sent: 09 December 2009 15:37
To: Shineybuttons@santasgrotto.com; Frosty_is_a_player@hotmail.com; Raymond Briggs@thesnowman.com; davidoliverlovessnowmen@gmail.com
Subject: Indian Winter appeal

Dear fellow Snowmen,
Global warming appears to be taking hold this year and we seem to be experiencing an Indian winter. The temperature is well above the norm for this time of year. If you need anything outside please ask a close friend or the human who built you.

If you have no alternative but to go outside, here is some important advice on staying alive during this crisis: 

• Remove your scarf to ease the temperature around your upper body.
• Carry your ID card so if you are found people know who you are.
• Tell a friend where you are going and which route you are taking.
  If possible always take a mobile phone with you.
• Stop in shade for regular rest.
   

Good luck and we hope to see you all at the annual ice bath gala in the New Year.
Your friends in frost, 

The Snow elders.  

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Any questions, gis a shout snozmen – dooont lissen to fairies who lie (we hasn’t forgotten last year’s sauna killin ). It’s all fun til somebody melts.

Hed snoooomen.