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Mrs Claus

It’s just as I thought. Those nice boys in blue at the NPPD have been in touch to let us know that they have apprehended the Easter Bunny and he was carrying a basket filled with our proposed strategy. I’ve been on the phone to the children of the world – just to casually point out the bunny’s extra-curricular activities and they’ve removed him from the shortlist. With the Tooth Fairy previously excluded due to false fairy folk claims and flipping the mortgage on her second property – that only leaves us and the Grinch in the running. Happy days. As you all know, it’s d-day tomorrow when we submit our proposal – so don’t take your feet of the gas friends.

Back to work,

Mrs C.


 

Come on everyone, we need all hands on deck at the moment. Roy has informed me that there will be no playing out in the snow or Christmas parties until this is submitted tomorrow.

Bijou Mistletoe