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Mrs Claus
Action stations people – I know this is the last Friday before the pitch – but the children of the world have just let us know that they would now like to see some alternative creative routes for how we proposed to enter houses.Apparently its ixnay on the old fashioned chimney method, which has been a stock favourite around here since Scrooge was a young man, and they’re looking for something with a bit more pizaz and presence – the use of a bungee rope or cannon have been mentioned. So apologies, but it’s going to be a late one tonight.
Snowmen, following on from yesterday’s post, can I assure you that we would be particularly interested in hearing some of your ideas on this one. We’ll be having a thought shower round at Rudolph’s and I would like to see you all there.
Mrs C.
Instead of thinking outside the box, why don't we think outside out the house? Do we really need to go in at all? Us reindeer are perfectly equipped for smashing windows - then we could just chuck the presents through. We could probably even do it on the go, therefore eliminating the need to stop and drop entirely. It'd save bags of time, especially down the terraced streets! Smash and go, smash and go, smash and go...
I like your thinking Blitzen, the idea of working quicker and more efficiently but I don't think smashing windows is really the best idea. It would create an awful mess and not to mention very dangerous. Would definitely not comply with health and safety regulations!
Listen titch, if you're not part of the solution, your part of the problem - And you elves are definitely part of the problem. I don't see you or your lot coming up with anything better.
Now now, us elves have done a lot of the background work, which I think we should get some credit for. Without us nothing would get done on time.
We're thinking of some new ideas for ways to enter houses, we're just perfecting them and creating visuals with technical diagrams so we can present them to you all later.